Just As I Thought

Black Ops

All presidential administrations have their fair share of wacky conspiracy theories swirling around them. But with all the atrocities that have emanated from the Bush White House — mostly through the machinations of “Turd Blossom” — the conspiracies attributed to the Bush administration seem thoroughly believable. Like this one: during today’s anti-Bush protests in DC, both Amtrak and Metro suspiciously developed “delays”. Meanwhile, Bush is out of position, Cheney is undergoing surgery somewhere, and evidently there was some kind of covert military operation happening in DC today designed to simulate “emergency military operations in the United States without civilian supervision or control.” In other words, martial law.
Are you scared yet?
Who would have believed that those nutcase right-wing militias of the 90s would be proven correct… by a right-wing government?

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