I’m watching some decor show on HGTV, and keep envisioning myself having Todd Oldham as a boyfriend and Susan Sarandon as my cool next-door neighbor.
And Todd and I have a little party and invite Susan, Tim, Ellen and Sean over for drinks, Todd dressed fashionably and me wearing stuff from the Target clearance rack. I make Kurrant Affairs, and everyone is gracious about them, but they really want martinis.
Hee, I watched that HGTV show too. So nice to have Susan Sarandon over to help you create some custom-designed sheets. (I loved how she marveled at the cordless iron.)
Oh, and what about that cutie who helped Todd build that headboard and bed platform? I kept wondering if they were going to test it out afterwards.
This morning I went out to Linens ‘n Things and noted that Nate Berkus stuff was all over the store, along with his adorable mug. I was tempted to buy a $169 bedspread so that I could say that I had Nate Berkus spread on my bed; then I got depressed thinking of his lost partner and felt bad about fantasizing about him.