
This is what my house looks like this afternoon. I like the happy stripes, it makes me imagine that instead of deadly gas inside, there is actually a few clowns and maybe an elephant.

This is what my house looks like this afternoon. I like the happy stripes, it makes me imagine that instead of deadly gas inside, there is actually a few clowns and maybe an elephant.
As of tomorrow night, I’ll be somewhat uncomfortably ensconced in the Hyatt Regency Chicago hotel — that’s not an invitation for stalkers, but if a dozen roses or a bottle of Bombay Sapphire showed up [more...]
You know, usually my life consists of going to work, getting in a good… oh, 5 hours or so in the office, then coming home and vegetating. Not lately, though. In fact, the next month is wacky and fun-filled [more...]
Did you ever have a moment when you thought to yourself, “am I really that stupid?”Imagine this: the phone rings. You’re sitting on the couch, the phone is on the kitchen table. What should be a simple [more...]