So, yesterday I told you about celeb spokespersons and how they seem to be appropriate for the specific qualities of the company they are representing — Apple has Bono, Microsoft has Justin Timberlake.
Well, today Yahoo! was trying to present their CES keynote when their system started to behave erratically. And who did they bring out?
That’s right. Tom Cruise.
Well, of course he does! Technology like two soup cans attached to a 9-volt battery; and of course the technology that helps him impregnate his brainwashed victims.
Of course Tom loves technology. Don’t those Scientologists have all kinds of fun gizmos that the use to purge their engrams or something?
That was GREAT!!! I saw that yesterday, and the best part was this oh so brilliant quote by Tom- “I like technology.”