Just As I Thought

But Butt

Yes, I’m still crowing — and complaining — about weight loss. I feel really good about the fact that my clothes are starting to get too big, but there’s one part of me that, oddly, I wish would get bigger.
I admit it: I have no ass.
Maybe my pants would stop sliding off if there was something in the way to stop it. 
I’m telling you, flat. 
Now, before I go out to buy new jeans for my new waistline, I’ll have to do some research. Does anyone make jeans to fit a guy with absolutely no ass? Or should I buy some kind of prostethic rear end?


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