Just As I Thought

Very Disappointing

OhmyGOD, the Republicans are hitting new highs in hypocrisy today — as if that is possible.
I can’t believe their rhetoric today, spewing bile at the Democrats and lambasting them for preventing the minority from standing in the way of legislation… and they are doing it with a straight face! How naive I was to think that once they were out of power, the world would stop seeming like it was upside down and inside out; but they are managing to somehow make themselves seem like victims by complaining about the very things they were doing up until last month. I keep screaming at the various Republican talking heads as they put on this act, but my throat is raw for nothing.
Will the average American really buy this complete load of bulls**t? Or will they scream at the television, “WHY DIDN’T YOU DEMAND BIPARTISANSHIP AND MINORITY RIGHTS WHEN YOU WERE IN POWER FOR TWELVE YEARS?”
I’m very hopeful that people will see right through this ridiculous re-writing of history; after all, they were so tired of the Republican way of government that they voted the bastards out.

Thirty-one-year-old Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-N.C.) is not a large man, standing perhaps 5 feet 3 inches tall in thick soles. But he packed a whole lot of chutzpah when he walked into the House TV gallery yesterday to demand that the new Democratic majority give the new Republican minority all the rights that Republicans had denied Democrats for years.

“The bill we offer today, the minority bill of rights, is crafted based on the exact text that then-Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi submitted in 2004 to then-Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert,” declared McHenry, with 10 Republican colleagues arrayed around him. “We’re submitting this minority bill of rights, which will ensure that all sides are protected, that fairness and openness is in fact granted by the new majority.”

Omitted from McHenry’s plea for fairness was the fact that the GOP had ignored Pelosi’s 2004 request — while routinely engaging in the procedural maneuvers that her plan would have corrected. Was the gentleman from North Carolina asking Democrats to do as he says, not as he did?

“Look, I’m a junior member,” young McHenry protested. “I’m not beholden to what former congresses did.”

… The day began when House Republican Conference Chairman Adam Putnam (Fla.) led fellow House GOP leaders to a news conference in a Capitol basement hall. At 32, he is a year older than McHenry, and several inches taller, but no less outraged by Democrats’ refusal to bestow on Republicans the rights that Republicans refused to bestow on Democrats.

“We are disappointed,” protested Putnam, whose fair skin was covered with a layer of makeup.

“We’re clearly disappointed,” seconded Roy Blunt (Mo.).

“I’m disappointed, as are some others,” added Kay Granger (Tex.).

“I am very disappointed,” concurred David Dreier (Calif.).

It fell to CNN’s Dana Bash to point out the awkward truth. “You can play back, almost verbatim, Democrats . . . saying almost exactly what you all just said,” she said. “So is there a little bit of hypocrisy in you saying that you want minority rights?”

“This is a missed opportunity to really change the way that the House does business,” Putnam offered, citing Democrats’ campaign promises for “a new way of doing business.”

“What stopped you from taking that opportunity when you were still in the majority?” inquired Rick Klein of the Boston Globe.

“Well, I’ll let Chairman Dreier speak to that,” Putnam ventured.

Republicans must have known they’d have some explaining to do, because they scheduled back-to-back news conferences on their minority rights. As soon as Putnam’s session ended, Granger took the elevator up three flights and joined McHenry and his cohort in the TV gallery.

Granger had not updated her talking points. “It’s very disappointing,” she said.

Further disappointment came when the first questioner elicited the confession that none of the lawmakers had previously sympathized with Pelosi’s plea for minority rights. McHenry unfurled excuses: “We were not in Congress. . . . I didn’t have the opportunity. . . . She did not put it in legislative form.”
[Washington Post]

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