
As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.

As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.
Oh, boy. My throat is raw and sore, every swallow is a new adventure in discomfort. Welcome back to DC! So, the decision. Yes, I am going to move to California — a decision which has driven me insane for the last [more...]
Kitty Carlisle Hart, 96, was an actress and singer who appeared with the Marx Brothers in the movie classic “A Night at the Opera,” became an elegant television fixture on the quiz show “To Tell the [more...]
As of tomorrow night, I’ll be somewhat uncomfortably ensconced in the Hyatt Regency Chicago hotel — that’s not an invitation for stalkers, but if a dozen roses or a bottle of Bombay Sapphire showed up [more...]
That’s what you get for worshiping all things British- now you have British Eyebrows. Just look out for teeth.