
As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.

As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.
I think I poisoned a cat this morning. Oh, boy. I woke up to find an army of ants marching through my office and into the kitchen, where they were massed on Diego’s bowl of food. The bowl of food found itself [more...]
You’d think that after two years and 4 months in California I’d have run out of comparisons to my old home in DC, but every so often I realize that something is different and I didn’t even realize it [more...]
Here’s another thing I don’t quite understand. My house was built in 1983. It was initially purchased for $103,000. 15 years later, it had increased in value by $28,000. In the last year, between 2003 and [more...]
That’s what you get for worshiping all things British- now you have British Eyebrows. Just look out for teeth.