As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.
As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.
Those of you who grew up here in Washington as I did will certainly recognize that name — the odd, effeminate, and witty arts reviewer for local television died yesterday. Marlin-Jones always entertained with his [more...]
Fark reports the sad news: Madge is dead. Janice Miner was known all over the world for her portrayal of Madge, the wisecracking manicurist in Palmolive commercials. For 27 years, the ads featured Miner praising the [more...]
Here I lie, in bed for the last 4 days… at least, I think. I can’t quite remember through the feverish delusional state, but I assume I must have spent some time out of bed because my house is a wreck [more...]
That’s what you get for worshiping all things British- now you have British Eyebrows. Just look out for teeth.