
As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.

As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.
Wow — a lot can happen while you’re deeply ensconced working on stuff. Take a moment to look around and you discover that your earlier rant about the possibility of Ronald Reagan’s demise came eerily [more...]
It seems that the big news today is the execution in Virginia of Teresa Lewis, who used sex and cash to coerce two men into murdering her husband and stepson in order to collect on their life insurance.
This story covers two stereotypical bases: the kind of people who shop at Walmart, and the kind of people who shop in Florida: When the siren rang at precisely 6 a.m. Friday to kick off the Wal-Mart Supercenter’s [more...]
That’s what you get for worshiping all things British- now you have British Eyebrows. Just look out for teeth.