
As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.

As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.
Five Guys hamburgers. Mmmmmm.
As I’ve been filling trash bags with the debris of my life, I’ve also been clearing my head of the same. I’m not laboring under the misconception that this move to California will suddenly result in a [more...]
I really should have cynically put the dead bird in a bag and thrown it in the trash bin. Now I can’t stop looking at the spot where I buried it, thinking about it, wondering about it, sad about it. It’s [more...]
That’s what you get for worshiping all things British- now you have British Eyebrows. Just look out for teeth.