As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.
As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.
There’s something a little subversive in my using “I Love You” stamps to send out bills.
I hope that Comcast doesn’t get the wrong idea.
Maybe it’s having my Diego curled up in my lap. Maybe it’s the introduction of a slick new iPod. Could be the new shirt I’m wearing. Or maybe it’s because it’s a beautiful 69° and [more...]
Here’s an odd desire of mine. I mean, odd. Back in 1981, I lived for a year with my grandparents in San Jose, California. I was, oh, 15 or so. California was very different from Northern Virginia, where I had [more...]
That’s what you get for worshiping all things British- now you have British Eyebrows. Just look out for teeth.