
As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.

As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock.
Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way.
Like Andy Rooney.
I was awake for the very moment when I turned 40, 5:40am (Pacific Time). I don’t know what I expected — maybe a shudder like an earthquake, or something. But in reality, turning 40 felt like nothing. I was [more...]
The guy with the tractor has come out of the pond. He held Washington in his grip for 48 hours, through 4 rush hour cycles. Perhaps he took President Bush at his word and surrendered at the last moment before the troops [more...]
Yes, this is one of the reasons I chose to move to California: here I sit on a winter’s day in January, typing on my Powerbook as I relax in the backyard. It’s 66° here right now, and I am having lunch [more...]
That’s what you get for worshiping all things British- now you have British Eyebrows. Just look out for teeth.