
It can hover in midair! It can engulf you! It leaves a slime trail!

It can hover in midair! It can engulf you! It leaves a slime trail!
From the Kansas City Star:
Tongue Recipient Said to Be Doing Well
How romantic.
In honor of Easter, I direct your pious attention to America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers. So close to Jesus, they have joint checking. He brings people back from the dead just so she can have the last word [more...]