
It can hover in midair! It can engulf you! It leaves a slime trail!

It can hover in midair! It can engulf you! It leaves a slime trail!
[Update, January 30: as I assumed, it’s an ad – for Honda. I know that I am also decades older and about a million pounds fatter than I was when Ferris Bueller first hit theaters, but… the make up in [more...]
As seen in my dreams early this morning: For some reason I’m at a wedding and telling the person I’m with that everybody is acting at a wedding, they’re not really being who they are. I lean into the [more...]