The line inched along, four supervisors stood watching blankly, the fat lady barked, the gentleman operating the scanner was very jittery about shaving kits and computer batteries and needed to have every other bag checked, and in the lifetime it took to go through, you started to sympathize with all the Republicans who’ve complained about government inefficiency over the years, except it is a Republican administration that runs this operation, but never mind. Details, details.
Love me some Garrison Keillor.
