Far back, in the mists of ancient time, there existed a technology for sharing one’s thoughts, musings, memes, and other nonsense. You may have heard of it, if you’re over 40. The web log, or blog. The [more...]
“What do police think people normally do with their penises in porn theaters on a typical Wednesday night, and do taxpayers really need to be paying for them to check? The public demands an answer.”
Here’s how long it’s been since I ordered a pizza from Dominos–didn’t they used to guarantee delivery in 30 minutes or it’s free? When did they stop that? The guy was realistic, at least: [more...]
