Here’s how scatterbrained and rushed I am lately: I just opened the microwave to discover the chicken I put in there last Tuesday.
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RT @AlbertBrooks: In honor of Santorum’s promised crackdown on internet porn, tonight I will masturbate to the Constitution.
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