Lost 5 pounds since last weekend. Gained them all back this weekend. This is why it’s never worthwhile to try to improve yourself. GIve up.
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is home! Doesn’t have to work …
is home! Doesn’t have to work tonight! Is gonna make pineapple martinis in honor of the Enchanted Tiki Room theme going through his head!
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