Last quake-related tweet: the shaker seems to have fixed my stuck front door. Anti-damage!
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It’s customer service, silly
Wherein I complain about lines at Target and the demise of a Quizno's.
October 20, 2009
That lidocaine needle was BRUT…
That lidocaine needle was BRUTAL jabbing right into that nerve. I’m gonna be feelin’ that one for a long time to come.
February 19, 2009
Take it all off
I dunno. I was in the shower, and one thing led to another — that sometimes happens with me. By the time I emerged, my lips had shrunk down to nothing, my face was fatter, and I looked younger. Well, one out of [more...]
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