I look at the 350-pound woman with the broad tattoo across her second chin and the horizontal bar through her lip piercings, & I must tweet.
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Oh, hello there!
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A new class of non-citizen
I was going to write a bit of a rant here, in my rabid ultra-left liberal style, about today’s campaign fodder by President Bush — you know, the plan to allow illegal aliens to work in the U.S. But I figured [more...]
Suspicious pixie dust closes D…
Suspicious pixie dust closes Disneyland ticket booths. Does anyone know the whereabouts of Tinkerbell at 9am this morning?
I need a bigger trunk
I had myself a Costco experience today — I plunked down my money and joined the cult of savings. At first, I was skeptical and annoyed at the huge crowds and lines. But then I found ink cartridges for my printer: [more...]
