I was so busy yakking earlier that I didn’t notice I’d Tweeted 3,000 times. Ah, well. This is Tweet #3004, if you want to celebrate.
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“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most transparent administration in history.”
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Dang it, my Nike+ stopped working halfway through my workout and now I have no proof that I did 2 miles. I feel cheated.
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RT @BorowitzReport: Every week…
RT @BorowitzReport: Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
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