Just As I Thought

Using air freshener to "e…

April 30, 2009

Using air freshener to “eliminate” odors in the men’s room is like sprinkling flowers on a pile of shit: a worse combo than the original.

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Oh, hello there!

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General Annoyances

This is the way he wants it

George Lucas has decided not to make any further Star Wars films. In an interview, he whined: “Why would I make any more, when everybody yells at you all the time and says what a terrible person you are?”

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