Just As I Thought

I’m now wearing one-time-use-a…

May 7, 2009

I’m now wearing one-time-use-and-throw away contact lenses. Futuristic! When science is on the march, nothing can stand in its way.

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Far back, in the mists of ancient time, there existed a technology for sharing one’s thoughts, musings, memes, and other nonsense. You may have heard of it, if you’re over 40. The web log, or blog. The  [more...]

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General Annoyances

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I don’t know why I was so worried about turning 39 — for my birthday, I got a box of chocolates, and now my face has broken out and instead of looking 39, I look like a 16 year old getting ready for the prom.

August 21, 2005
General Annoyances

I’m more than over it

As an anal-retentive, nit-picky person, I find all kinds of things to complain about. Today’s no exception. Either the Washington Post is making a bid to create a modern newspaper filled with vernacular, or their  [more...]

November 11, 2005

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