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May 24, 2009

The warning label on this can of roasted almonds says, in a box, CONTAINS ALMOND. That’s both pointless and reassuring.

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November 15, 2012

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Research site declares April 15, 2013 Twitter’s ‘saddest day’ | Poynter.

I’m assuming this is because that’s the day that my relationship ended. Amazing how perceptive Twitter is. What? Something else happened that day? Sorry, I was preoccupied.

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