The alluring scent of French fries at 9:42 in the morning is more than I can bear.
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Far back, in the mists of ancient time, there existed a technology for sharing one’s thoughts, musings, memes, and other nonsense. You may have heard of it, if you’re over 40. The web log, or blog. The [more...]
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Just a drop
This is what it would look like if all the water on this planet was gathered up into one drop. And there isn’t any more being made, folks.
May 8, 2012
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Read on for an amusing story of how I screwed with AT&T in a small but fun way.
November 17, 2002
Bad hair day
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