Just As I Thought

Listening to the hunched, cree…

July 20, 2009

Listening to the hunched, creepy old impotent man order Viagra at Walgreens, I’m struck by the fact that he’s having more sex than me.

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Oh, hello there!

Far back, in the mists of ancient time, there existed a technology for sharing one’s thoughts, musings, memes, and other nonsense. You may have heard of it, if you’re over 40. The web log, or blog. The  [more...]

April 12, 2023
General Annoyances

Now I know it was a satire

Evidently, the results of the People’s Choice Awards last night underscore the strange right wing-left wing split in our country: the winner for “favorite film” was Fahrenheit 9/11; the winner for  [more...]

January 10, 2005
The War with the Customer

Another Microsoft thing

Bravo to the E.U. for having the guts to do what the U.S. wouldn’t: punish Microsoft for it’s practices. Now Microsoft is making more claims about doom and destruction to come if Windows isn’t kept a  [more...]

March 25, 2004

I’m watching "Star Trek: …

I’m watching “Star Trek: The Motion Picture” and mentally editing it in my head. I could cut an hour out of this epic and improve the pace.

June 28, 2009

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