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These jugs of “green” detergent with catcher spouts that keep you from using that last bit of liquid are ironically eco-unfriendly.

Our candidate choices these days seem to be Asshole vs. Moron vs. Jerkwad. Any wonder that government is despised all around?

Damn. Reset the digital clock by my bed last nite only to discover now that it also reset itself. Now I’m TWO hours ahead and confused.