If it’s a given that I’ll always be fat, always be single, and I’m already half dead; then why don’t I just eat the whole box of donuts?
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http://www.care2.com/causes/house-passes-gays-cant-marry-on-military-bases-amendment.html
Well, I hope they’re banning ALL marriages on base then. What? Oh.
July 23, 2012
RT @BorowitzReport: As we go f…
RT @BorowitzReport: As we go from Palin to Bachmann to Perry, I now understand why the Republicans don’t believe in evolution.
September 10, 2011