If it’s a given that I’ll always be fat, always be single, and I’m already half dead; then why don’t I just eat the whole box of donuts?
You may also like
Despite the revelation that th…
Despite the revelation that there is now a Five Guys in San Jose, I haven’t yet made a beeline for it. I think that shows great restraint.
July 27, 2010
Lawmakers furious over China-made Olympic uniform
Dear Speaker Boehner and Senator Reid: I know this is an election year, and nothing stirs people up more than a little jingoism, but aren’t there more pressing problems in this country that you should be dealing [more...]
July 13, 2012
Some website says Japan, Bay A…
Some website says Japan, Bay Area & LA are at “high risk” for a large quake this week. #captainobvious
November 4, 2011
