is scared of water now. #watch…

I got the call today: I officially did not get the job I’ve been working on getting since December. In the end, the reason was one that I still can’t fathom: my choice of computer platform. I work  [more...]

“Mitt Romney was born on March 12, 1947, in Ohio, Florida, Michigan, Virginia and several other swing states. He emerged, hair first, believing in America, and especially its national parks. He was given the name  [more...]