Happy birthday, Allison Janney…

FACT: Bill O’Reilly spent more time covering non-existent “war on Christmas” than actual wars. (via @mmfa)

EW. Just saw a pic from a chubby chaser porno film. And realized that I’m single cos I’m either not thin enough, or not fat enough.

Larry Gelbart moved to England in the 60s in part because of the war, but later quipped, “I went to escape religious freedom in America.”