I’m here in the office watching paint dry.
Literally.
They did a test swatch of new paint.
I’m here in the office watching paint dry.
Literally.
They did a test swatch of new paint.
This storm isn’t supposed to get heavy for 2 more hours, yet it already sounds like it’s prying at my windows trying to get in.
Whenever I get an email from someone’s Blackberry, I can’t shake the feeling that it was sent from the men’s room.
The funny thing is, I’ve been contacted by THREE minor celebrities who have been mentioned on my inconsequential blog: a child actor, a cable tv host, and a porn star. All obviously googling themselves incessantly.
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