Another day off. Now what?…

You know that spray-in no-wash shampoo? Doesn’t help when you slept on your hair wrong last night.

Globalization: one can now buy Jelly Babies at Target and Doctor Who airs in the US mere weeks after the UK. Kids today have it too easy.

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