Good to know it’s not Lex Luthor this time

RT @BorowitzReport: Watching cable news because you want to be informed is like going to Olive Garden because you want to live in Italy.

You know what niche the iPad fills? Ironically, a laptop is not very comfortable in your lap.

I should be excited about shipping the DC Shorts film festival servers… but instead I’m paranoid that they’re out of my control now.