RT @sarahickman: Help me finis…

I’ve never had a driveway before, and I’ve discovered one irritating thing about it: people tend to use it to turn around in. There I am, sitting in the living room, and a car pulls up into my driveway  [more...]

I never eat at these places ‘cos their food is crap. How nice to know that now I have another excuse.

Can’t wait until these dogmatic asses are standing at the gates thinking they’re gonna get in.