One day, I will have a stroke….

Hmm. Here it is, the night before the Virginia primary, and I haven’t heard so much as a peep from any of the candidates here. Not a single volunteer has come to my door, not a phone call. Are they even  [more...]

Remember the days when you could read, say, the newspaper without puerile commentary from some jerk? Those days are long over.

“I’ve heard of people being killed playing ping-pong — ping-pongs are more dangerous than guns,” he said. “Flat-screen TVs are injuring more kids today than anything.” — Texas  [more...]