Just As I Thought

The brake is the wide pedal in the middle

Doesn’t anyone else find it rather suspicious that suddenly, after a little media coverage, Toyotas seem to be running amok? Either the cars have all be “activated” by a secret transmission that turned on their KILL ALL HUMANS function, or people who couldn’t get on reality shows ‘cos they didn’t have a big foil balloon have found a new path to notoriety.

Doesn’t anyone else find it rather suspicious that suddenly, after a little media coverage, Toyotas seem to be running amok? Either the cars have all be “activated” by a secret transmission that turned on their KILL ALL HUMANS function, or people who couldn’t get on reality shows ‘cos they didn’t have a big foil balloon have found a new path to notoriety.

Woman Crashes Toyota Into Church, Blames Stuck Accelerator Connecticut, March 10

Yet Another Toyota Prius Goes Rogue, Smashes Into Wall New York, March 9

Toyota Prius Runs Wild At 90mph With Stuck Accelerator San Diego, March 8

etc… etc…

Funny how this all just started to happen suddenly, isn’t it? Gosh, I wonder if these people are just poor drivers, or… Did Bankrupt Runaway Prius Driver Fake “Unintended Acceleration?”

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