I am having my stroke in installments, incremented every 15 minutes.
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Nipple-Free
Holy anti-homo, Batman! Defamer reports that the resurrection of the thankfully defunct Batman movie series will be stripped — sorry, poor choice of words — of the homoerotic undertones. From Newsweek: [more...]
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If we went on vacation leaving…
If we went on vacation leaving as much work unfinished as Congress did our boss would fire our ass. PS: we are the boss. (@BorowitzReport)
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Get that man some Chap-Stik
For goodness’ sake, Senator Kerry, would you please keep your tongue in your mouth when you speak? You’re really grossing me out. And another note to his handlers: a little powder might help with that [more...]
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