it’s freakin’ 49 degrees in Sa…

Definition of optimism: the 50 year old, 300 pound, 5’4″ guy on Grindr who is *only* interested in jock guys under 30.

I think I’m a pretty good designer — but when I wrap a gift, it looks like gloved penguin did it.

The kitchen in my little house seemed tiny until I got on my hands and knees to scrub it.