Side by side, iPad: 5 bars 3G,…

I’m watching people drive past looking at the house for rent next door, sizing them up and using my mental powers to change their minds.

While you’re banning plastic bags, how about doing the same for phone books? When they arrive on my doorstep, they go right into recycling.

This eye strain from the new glasses makes me want to use a vacuum cleaner hose to suck my eyeballs out.