Yay! Let’s all shelter in plac…

is blowdrying the dog.

RT @someToast Sure, the airline charges me for a checked bag, but the 20lbs. I’ve packed on over this weekend flies for free. Suckers!

Bizaaro world: AT&T cust svc gets an A. They found out why my order was canceled: overloaded system ordered 2 phones. 1 still in process.