Real personals ad: “If I told you that you were an angle would you treat me like the devil tonight?” My reply: “Depends on how obtuse I am.”
Real personals ad: “If I told you that you were an angle would you treat me like the devil tonight?” My reply: “Depends on how obtuse I am.”
Our office coffee machine is like a printer, making drinks with a combo of 4 different powders. And this morning it’s out of vanilla toner.
WTF was with that Willy Wonka reference at the end of Lost?
The Supreme Court Made You Less Free. (via @expatina)