ok… so, not lifted… yet….

RT @LOLGOP: Only in America: The morons who created the worst financial crisis in 50 years win an election by promising to extend the cr …

You know when you leave your mug overnight in your cube & there’s a brown spot at the bottom the next morning? That’s the FlavorSpot™.

I know I seem creepy for hanging out in #Disneyland restrooms, but they are all AIR CONDITIONED.