Stay in your car, roll up the windows

Via BoingBoing: “The title asks, “So you are coming to the 8/28 Glenn Beck March on Washington?” You know, the one taking place on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King’s “I Have A Dream” speech? If the answer’s yes, here’s your guidebook, with handy information on how to avoid The Gays, The Blacks, and The Immigrants—even helpful tips on which cafés “restrict your access to ‘adult’ sites.” Because, you know, you’ll wanna porn up before heading over there wait what?”