Tony Curtis? Oh, no….

Drinking camomile tea to try to quell this headache is the same kind of ineffectual voodoo as Mac users “repairing permissions.”

Getting my hair cut by a non-English speaker at Great Cuts is like playing the lottery. Sometimes you win, sometimes you sulk for a month.

43 year old San Jose man bawls like a baby at “Lilo and Stitch.”