RT @sarahickman: Kickstarter -…

Hey, 20-something guy with the 4″ diameter earlobe holes – you look like a 1960s Natl Geographic cover. Good luck finding a job in your 30s.

There is never a time of day when motorcycles aren’t annoying. But the guy who rides one on a small residential street at 3am is an asshole.

Sodapop: 1.5¢ per ounce. Water: 3.5¢ per ounce. This world we live in is insane.