And now #3: rest in peace, Gra…

For tomorrow’s 10-hour meeting, I’m going to refill this hotel water bottle with gin.

Funny how both Microsoft and Dell are suddenly referring to tablets as “slates.” I guess they read the Apple rumor sites, too.

Neighborhood kids asked for $2 to rake my yard. My conscience made me give them $8. This is why I don’t shop at Wal-Mart.