Finding Nemo in my pants #movi…

is checking my budget to see if I can afford to go get my hair cut today. Fiscal discipline sux.

Have you noticed that I haven’t said a word about the #drwho finale? Let me just say: Timey Wimey. “Spoilers!”

If we went on vacation leaving as much work unfinished as Congress did our boss would fire our ass. PS: we are the boss. (@BorowitzReport)