The Hitchhikers Guide to the G…

I am so tired of seeing ads, commercials — and spam — trying to sell me drugs to get an erection. I don’t understand. Is there some mass epidemic of impotence? What percentage of men in this country  [more...]

I just got back from a walkthrough of the house, where a horror was uncovered: ants. Not just a few, not a little line marching across the floor (although that was in evidence) — no, upon opening the fridge there  [more...]

Every time I tune into the radio, I hear ads for myriad organizations asking for car donations. “Free towing! Great tax deduction! Why go through the hassle of selling it?” I can only assume that these  [more...]