As I reach my mid 40s, I find myself plagued by, in no specific order:
- Gray hair
- Bags under my eyes
- One or two hairs in my ear
- Heart trouble
- Back trouble
- Andy Rooney eyebrows
- What looks like the beginnings of long droopy earlobes by the time I’m 60
And yet, strangely enough, I still have the ridiculous cowlick in my hair that I had in 1970.
What’s that about?