In Austin for the release of h…

As the day wears on, my mood is getting worse and worse. Cheer up possibilities: buying a new gadget, drinking heavily, or napping.

Did you ever look at your ears in the mirror and wonder how far down they will droop when you’re in your 70s?

Hey, jerks – if your wipers are on, your headlights should be on. And it goes without saying that you shouldn’t be speeding, either.