The sun has erupted with its strongest solar flare in four years. And it’s heading this way, people. Break out the aluminum foil and get inside your Faraday cage.

“Shrink the deficit but cut taxes!” “Cut government spending but make the government spend more!” I think the Republicans need remedial math classes.

“One day I will have to visit the evil lair where they come up with these schemes. They pump them out like a factory.”