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4th of July Tip: If you get busted for fireworks, tell the cops it is a particle collider and you’re doing research. (via @Fake_Dispatch)

I can always find the down side to anything. For example: I’ve been trying to restrict my calories because I simply eat too much high-calorie junk. But what I’ve discovered is that by eating less and eating  [more...]

For all my friends who share these things…