This eye strain from the new glasses makes me want to use a vacuum cleaner hose to suck my eyeballs out.
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December 16, 2009
Tomorrow when I come to this m…
Tomorrow when I come to this meeting, I’m gonna wear a pair of novelty glasses with open eyes painted on them.
January 18, 2010
Ah… they’re wasps, not bees….
Ah… they’re wasps, not bees. Strangely, I feel better now because I don’t necessarily have to ensure their survival…
April 25, 2011
