RT @LOLGOP: If you think being…

Today I desperately need to get up to date on Engrish, People of Walmart, and Failblog. I feel so out of touch with today’s memes.

Mowed and edged the lawn.
Hey, if I did it EVERY week, I wouldn’t get that sense of tweetable satisfaction.

We have a machine in the office that makes different flavors of coffee, like a printer. But what I really want is a pie printing machine.