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There is a mysterious Asian man gliding around the office in a white lab coat. I swear he’s Pierre Chang, aka Dr. Marvin Candle. Seriously.

I just did my annual credit reports check. My FICO score is “excellent.” Woo hoo! I’m gonna go buy me some cars AND houses!

Hey, “liberal media”: 2 state governor races hardly constitute a “GOP Sweep.” And Congress GAINED a Democrat, remember? This is no comeback.